Twelve Days of Christmas: #3

 

On the third day of Christmas, my stories gave to me...


three blank stares,

two chestnuts soaked,

and a blue crab in a scrap tree


So apparently everyone in a Star Wars universe has no idea what Christmas is. They don't even have an alternate holiday. I looked it up: LIFE DAY. RING ANY BELLS, WINERA???

aPpArEnTlY being at war cancels out Life Day. Or maybe it's just not a Jedi thing. 

Whatever the reasoning, the Original Jedi Story, with Winera and Reyjin and Zenla and everyone, the Diamond Squadron, with Audra and company, AND the Midnite Squadron, with Zara and Heziky, all have NO IDEA what their traditions are because they HAVE NO TRADITIONS.

Whyyyyyyyy

1 comment:

  1. Winera and the Ma'arcas can't celebrate Christmas, they are too busy being OP and screaming into the void

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